Oh, it's canon. 

HEY-O! 

Much has been made about how awful the Buffy remaster was - and rightfully - but nowhere near enough has been said about how amazing the X-file remaster was. I started watching on SBS On Demand down here, and I was like seven early episodes in before I realis that, um, hey...weren’t these meant to be in 4:3?

Honestly, he really should get back to his roots, where it all started.

Has she actually be canonised by the Vatican, or even beatified?

An abusive piece of shit?

So we could’ve gotten to see Drew hang prosthetic dong?

I, too, didn’t read them until my late 20s, when I found a bunch of ‘em in a bin in about 2014, about a year after I graduated from from a writing degree.

There’s only one:

What, people don’t shower after gym class anymore?

Oh, it’s easy when you’re a certain genocidal settler-colony in the Middle East (or one of its many, many useful idiots around the globe, like Dickhead Dan up there - he’s a repetitive Israeli stan) and the myth that your people were the only ones targeted for liquidation by the Nazis to justify both you being…

I can’t fathom what she’ll believe next. Maybe talk about skull shapes.

I hope the set builders on The Gentleman were paid double for all the scenery he absolutely chewed through. Hugh as scumbag Fleet Street tabloid hack? Oh, boy.

She also claimed that no one uses a toilet at Hogwarts; instead, the junior wizards just shit themselves and have a teacher magic it out of their undies. So, yeah, her retcons are questionable. 

My bet is that they hoped his death alone would generate chatter on the twitters and the instas and they tiktoks, except that the people actually watching the show today had no idea who he was. So now they're trying to force his importance. And Larry was never important. Both Marvin Monroe and Bleeding Gums Murphy…

He’s doing better than Moleman, who's 34 years old! 

YA can have male protagonists that aren’t Harry Potter? 

Yeah, yeah, yeah: look, this is an Elisabeth Moss vehicle, right?