Her dad was a Merrill Lynch VP; her mum was a marketing drone for a mutual fund.

How has Guz Khan not done a parody of Drake?

A. A. Dowd would’ve given this an H-.

To be fair to the fish, they haven't gone through years of Scientological creep-out training. 

This is the same industry and distributors that distributed Madame Web, John Carter, Battleship, The Tom Cruise Mummy, RIPD...?

Lotta places have similar laws to preserve their culture.

It’s a shame, because it ruins the chance for calling the sequel Penis Peninsular.

I heard she kept nagging craft services to make her food, even though they just made her food five minutes ago and she didn’t finish it.

In - and I can’t believe I’m saying this - Cohen’s defence, he did shit in the box first to make sure she felt at ease with it.

You know, the phrase “satire is dead” gets wheeled out a lot, but fuck me, we came close with...

I hear the conditions in those mines are less than ideal. 

I believe it was Nikki Sixx in his book The Dirt who said he thought things were getting a bit out of hand with the whole Motley Crue thing when he was at a party and 19-year-old girl, naked save for a cat tail and ears and everything, padded into a room he was in that had a litter box in the corner went and squatted…

Well, Coppola’s daughter certainly turned out better than Dario Argento’s.

At least the AV Club’s not airline peanuts!

Exactly, he was the least interesting character. Hell, the storylines about him were easily the most boring thing about the show, until they were elevated by another character like Kramer or George, or even one-shots like Lieutenant Bookman.

Politely disagree: in 2005, the AV Club had decent, sincere writers. 

“This is how artists and creatives talk!”

“We are, however, willing to fund a six-part ‘True’ Crime documentary about Ledger’s death that’s incredibly over-produced and ultimately implies - but not to the point of legal liability, only to the point that everyone on twitter takes it as gospel truth - that the Olsen twins deliberately did him in.”

I agree, it’s fantastic watching Vinnie Jones, because he’s playing a different sort of character here - he’s not quite the ‘ard man, he’s more quiet, reserved, loyal, and capable.