Professor: “Is that true?”

Nah, they should have had her shit in a box. 

“You have twenty minutes to dissolve this live mouse in acid."

Uncreative Techbros Continue To Cosplay As Artists, Spruik Technology They Hope Will Let Them. 

...k.

I think they got their big break from the Borderlands intro back in 2009:

Yeah, I see tons of teens walking around in get-up that would not be out of place in a mall in 1995.

He looks like he should be playing a dodgy admiral in a Donald P. Bellisario show in that photo.

She’s just pissed that he’s no longer playing that blond, butter cream-frosted Swedish murder machine and Zep fan Brock fucking Samson.

Of course, that business tanked, but I bet Liefield's Pouch Emporium is going gang busters. 

Settle down. 

“Good art is everywhere all the time”?

The phrase “smashed crab” comes to mind. 

What kind of idiot would ever have a pedal cover slide down in the opposite direct as a foot would be applying pressu-

I just want you to know I disagree with matox, and want to express my displeasure at you not campaigning for Musk’s downfall enough. 

Has she tried having a dad who was an architect of the Global Financial Crisis?

This is what culture is now: a bunch of shit you’ve already seen before, endlessly spinning off into the void.

I respect it for being one of the rare games with a narrative mechanism that actually understands and utilises its medium - the reactive narration is only something that can be done in video games, and they embraced it, rather than just trying to make the player conform to their narrative. (There are no video game…

It’s what we got for coming to a pop culture to learn about pop culture, I guess. 

(Sandra Oh!)