Laugh all you fucking want, that “I drank the water in the park that says do not drink and I got sick” scene is not fucking fiction.

A three-wheeled car made from wood in a shed in Worcestershire. 

You know what that means:

Dude, you're not gonna get the Kid Rock biopic you crave. 

It looks like the cloth an American car offered as a mid-level option in their 1978 luxury model.

Cards Against Humanity bought Clickhole, so...

No. 

So, it’s artificial, shallow, written by people to can only masquerade as humans and it’s set in Sydney?

Having worked in local government, I could never watch this. 

it’s always nice to see Greg Kinnear.

Well, we won’t hold that against you, that’s for each man to decide for himself. 

The Expanse was pretty awesome.

It’s what you get when you get a noted Cambridge physicist to do your scoring. 

I think my dream Batman movie is Affleck as Batman, Matt Damon as Robin - with Kevin Smith writing and directing.

(and it’s inevitable porn parody: Nightbitch In Heat)

Was that music originally written for an 80s game show?

Why does it sound like corporate hold music?

You gotta go back a generation to the dank, dark country house in Leicestershire that held a bunch of English weirdoes and at least one rappin’ Scotsman:

It’s so fucking good. And whoever did the casting should’ve gotten all the awards. From Gosling and Crowe having excellent chemistry, to even Crowe’s wife (her five seconds of screen time are just amazing conveying a sense of awkward contempt, embarrassment, and awkwardness with “I’m fucking your father”).