Whatever they are, they are just, like, his opinions, man.

Traditionally, didn't werewolves only turn lupine on full moons? 

*an stroke. 

Yeah. They’re the guys who hung out outside the venue just to tell people who were going to see the band that said band is shit and why would you bother.

If my Catholic parents didn't want me to show arse everywhere they shouldn't have christened me Uniting. 

It’ll be like that bit where Father Ted realises he’s told Pat Mustard to use artificial contraception.

It's a metaphor for menstruation. 

I liked this better when it starred Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Alan Tudyk, Paul Bettany, and Paul Bettany’s alabaster-white arse.

And if you want orgies...

Well, they are very sensitive. Hence the whole 20%-more-anaesthetic thing.

And here she is at 18, scragfighting Tempany Deckert:

That shirt collar was clearly designed by a team of engineers from McDonnell-Douglas.

Ah, the dinner jacket portion of the Canadian Tuxedo. 

Is it racist to not be able to tell rangas apart? 

Ok. Like Yackandandah's strawberry, this is my jam. 

Bi-bop-a-doo-li-bop! 

Just don’t pay.

I bet you claim to know *dozens* of Palestinians. 

It’s a problem, because they’re all so old - I get the feeling they should all really ought to know better.

...eat the pennies...