I’m watching this now, and it’s beautifully framed, shot, and composed.

Hey. I've never misgendered trans folks. 

They’re even less appealing as an Attract screen from a Japanese arcade game, which is exactly what their CGI looks like. 

One for the true cineastes.

“Hey, toots, I’d ask ya to sit on my face - if I could feel it.”

I always think of this.

And, hoo boy, that ain’t gonna be milk in those milkshakes.

Dr. Lizardo’s medical speciality is You Should Not Have Put That Up Thereology.

She’s a better main character than the actual main character.

That’s great news - already this place feels like it can breathe a bit more. I’m one of the weirdoes who’ll actually miss kinja - I fucking love the format, as it’s the easiest-to-read comment system on the web I’ve come across.

Oh, god yeah. And, look, I can sorta understand the benefit of Jez having paid comments - because it’s a great way of preventing chuds - but also...$96 a fucking year? No. That’s a streaming service subscription for me.

Man, the evidence is stacking up it that really was that cunt Spanfeller who fucked things, a man who’s clearly the type who who wears business shirts on his day off around the house.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: doing something bad “ironically” is still fucking doing it.

Nolan North

I fucking loved her in few minutes of Discovery I watched with her in it (I gave up for myriad other reasons soon after).

Should it be rusty? 

“This is a terrible film, but if I say the gays like it then I can play off criticism of this article as homophobia. The marginalised make the best human shields.”

Yeah, but a hologram can’t replicate the authentic KISS experience of being groped by Gene Simmons.

BOB JOHNSON- oh, wait.

Poutine. It’s called poutine.