Fun fact: his last name means “Of Splat” in English.

Man, I've never been able to get a sound out of one of those things. 

Drownton Abbey. 

Still waiting on the Chiko Roll origin story film.

Hey. Tommy’s still around.

It’s funny, because I came down to the comments to post everyone’s favourite Steve Vai-/Larry Lalonde-/Kirk Hammet-teaching cue ball because I didn’t think they’d mention him...

...this is a parody band, right?

I’ll sue them first for ripping off my fanfiction!

No, who's Silver Surfer? 

Who? 

Speaking of buying, who’s buying Jalopnik?

Great interview; beginning to feel a bit more like vintage AV Club.

I like how he’s trying to look like a super-hip connoisseur de Marie-Jean, and his ashtray’s the plastic ones hospitality supply warehouses sell for like $14 for a dozen.  

I do find it mildly hilarious that Pitchfork accused others of posing. There’s an irony that I’m sure was lost on them considering the devotion to Radiohead, a band formed in 1985.

Electro re-imagined as a Silicon Valley techbro...

Paste has mentioned they’re considering it...in addition to, yes, being the guys who insisted the comments come back on, even before the deal was closed: https://www.pastemagazine.com/movies/paste-magazine/paste-media-acquires-av-club

Huh. Turns out I was (sorta) right: https://www.pastemagazine.com/movies/paste-magazine/paste-media-acquires-av-club

Like he could get it up with all the coke he was doing.

As an Aussie journo, that’s one of the things I envy about you Septics.

And that’s still assuming the AI will be capable of doing equal work. They’ll happily replace with AI that does a job that’s only ten percent as good as a human doing it - as long as the AI subscription only five percent the cost of paying a human.