Maybe if she didn’t want theatre kid energy she shouldn’t have married Bill. 

Those muttonchops make him look like he’s wanted for the Jack the Ripper killings. 

It’s Evangelion so...yes.

What, like taking a cut of him letting people punch him in the face for a buck?

A forty-years-on True Crime, “where are they now, 40 years later” mockumentary about a bunch of people who were involved in a classic 80s-style slasher serial killing spree. Victims, guys who ran the boat hire shop, local farmers on whose land the killings took place, the guy in jail who was convicted but clearly…

I hope this is the face they use:

“I love drag! People call me a drag all the time! They say I’m such a drag!”

It’s like a 60-year-old man’s head on a 20-year-old’s bold. That’s the only way I convince myself he, in anyway, adds up to 80.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hugh’s in this? Is he chewing the fucking scenery like some sort of scenery-eating virus?

I do believe that was the Polish title for The Perfect Storm.

Yeah, Gillard as the policy wonk and Rudd as the face would’ve been great. But trying to sell her to the public...eh. That’s a tough sell. That’s like trying to sell dealcoholised wine to Tony Abbott.

God, I loved when cameos in the Simpsons had a point. And weren’t pulling punches on the cameos. 

Vera said that...?

I’d take that over giving techbros and other dweebs any control whatsoever over any aspect of culture.

“corporate behemoths and people from the tech world” are “taking over creativity,” have turned everything into “content,” and have “diminished it as much as it possibly could be.”

Wait until you see how Gwyneth makes pickles:

Security to prevent Johnny Marr from shooting up the set?

Back when GO had actual writers to write actual interesting articles, the legendary Jason Torchinsky - everyone’s favourite automotive gnome - did a proper deep dive into the car, and what exactly its marketing slogan is:

Sonic Youth said they wouldn’t do it if Courtney was doing it, so they ditched her.