...you’re posting this from the emergency room, aren’t you? 

This is my second-favourite Britney cover.

You sayin’ he needs to break out the silvertip badger?

WILLIAM DAMPIER MINISERIES WHEN?!

Even in Texas? 

“You two suck at peddling Spice."

I don't think Carlin would give a shit. 

Jesus, if they want to see where this is going they need to go ask the guys at Nexus Mods...

Look on the bright side: if it stops the neckbeards from somehow stumbling in a real woman’s vagina and accidentally breeding, then so much the better. 

Remember Max: on the internet, there are no insufferable dweebs, only temporarily-embarrassed techbros...

Fine, replace dominance with “market position” if it makes you feel better and will stop you snapping your mechanical keyboard in twain.

Mate of mine’s mum’s got a fuckin’ half-kelpie, half-dingo thing (so...technically more dingoey kelpie) and...it has strangely human eyes. It’s disturbing. Genuinely unnerving. 

OK...look, I am commiserating here but...it was made by Taika Waititi.

True, and it helps that Pulp Fiction is more an anthology, I suppose, than flashbacks for the one story. They’re fairly self-contained - but still, it’s easy to follow.

“If you want to be heard, you should at least become famous by marrying a prince and get invited to talks where vast forms of media are there to make your voice heard. If not, know your place, peasant."

Pulp Fiction was on SBS last night, and since it had been years since I last saw it, I made myself a fuck-off huge steak and Diane sauce and a baked potato and watched it.

At no point did I suggest that any of these cunts were good at it.

Irish?

Excellently put, that’s a damn fine way of explaining it. That and The Beach - I love The Beach, dammit - were great roles for him, but anything else...eh, it’s a stretch. 

I hear that if the writers acknowledge the existence of films made prior to this century then the gems Spanfeller implanted in their left palms start flashing red.