Can the AV Club just tell us which one we’re meant to hate for no reason already? 

Italian “justice system”

Are those fuckwits Emil Pagliarulo or Todd Howard anywhere near the creative process on this? If not, could be good. 

We didn’t even get to the fucking drop bears. Spareheader tigers was it. 

I agree, the heady sci-fi concepts in the books is what kept me reading but the story and the character were all off to me.

Hey, I least I posted the version with the ear-friendly dubbing. 

Yeah, CollegeHumor took a big hit, as did Cracked.com.

I think the modern definition of “comedy” is when they hang a neon sign on every fuckin’ joke and beat you over the head with it. Being “funny” leaves some ambiguity...for morons. 

“Uh, Mom, actually, he’s a very talented actor who’s being told to act like a complete spaz.”

He’s still pretty damn entertaining, bringing that mad ocker energy to it.

Not for nothing, it kinda pisses me off that Doug Liman’s not bigger than he is. 

“Look, Snyder. We just got caught dumping eighty thousand tonnes of dioxin into the Andaman Sea because our CFO forgot to pay the monthly bribe to the Thai environmental minister. I’m told you’re best - we got like eight three-letter agencies and a shitload of these fuckin’ hippies wanting to string us up by our…

“I shall create an algorithm...that will hit on me.”

This is the new M. Night movie, isn’t it?

This better star the big man himself:

It should be quite obvious how the techbro-startup business model works now, and how fucking awful it is:

Might a be careful-what-you-wish-for situation. Do you really want the people who gleefully cover The Masked Singer to cover proper, decent TV?

Going back to the time when SNL was relevant, eh? 

Norm's greatest role. 

This is exactly how Facebook conned a bunch of sites into going all-in to Facebook Video back in the 2010s.