That “I wonder what President Ford would’ve done?” joke in Scary Movie 3 is one of the all-time greats.

DID YOU HEAR THAT SOME TROPHY WIFE WHO'S COMPOSED MOSTLY OF BOTOX AND SILICONE MAY HAVE DONE COKE WITH SOMEONE ELSE?!?! STOP THE PRESSES!!! 

It’s like how Daffy Duck ruined Nimrod.

My favourite bit was when the studio gave Mel a bunch of notes, Mel said “Thank you” and then tossed them in a wastepaper basket on the way out the door because, yup, his contract gave him final cut.

He answers to the homophone, because he’s now hefting amps and drums for Dysfunctional, LA’s premier Dokken cover band.

“DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE IMMORAL, WASHINGTON?”

Will he get paid in crab gut?

STOP GIVING MY CAT ACTING ADVICE.

Terence did his own accounting, didn't he? 

You can also tell its sponcon when they the writers don’t attempt their patented Shitty Snark™ lest they be in breach of contract, and are forced to attempt sincerity.

Are all the bad guys Palestinian? 

Yeah, because what the world needs is another podcast. 

I mean, I haven’t seen all of it, but Ipswich gets up there on a Friday night.

Five’ll get you ten Bravo is paying them for this unlabelled sponcon.

We all wish you’d stop vanderpumping the shit out of this show.

TISM have already reformed and will do it for a slab of Crownies and a carton of Winnie Blues.

Ah, Tay.

Hey, they were. The whole Tolkien thing about them being serene, caring demigods is bullshit. They were arseholes (it’s why Pratchett didn’t do much with them - most of them are barely aware other races exist).

You get the feeling her agent was standing on the edge of the sets yelling “ACT, NICOLE! ACT HARDER! This for the Oscar, honey! I called in a lotta favours to get you this!”