“I HAVE A MOLE?!!"

Who is Finn Wolfhard, and why was he named to bait furries? 

You say that as if there's no possibility it hasn't already. 

(again, RIP Richard Lewis)

OK, not (necessarily) straying outside your “movie was crap” criteria, but yeah: fuckin’ bangin’ sound tracks. I’d put Matrix up there, too, which had The Propellerheads scoring the coolest shootout ever...

OK, I’m listening to it with Audio-Technica AD700Xs, so...like the opposite of bass-boosted. Good track. Great recommendation.

Bingo.

There’s a reason why, in the literary world, self-publishing was always frowned upon: any idiot can put words on a page. Most of the world is taught reading and writing from childhood; there’s not technical or mechanical barriers to it.

Meet Billy Coull, the enigmatic wordsmith hailing from the bustling streets of Glasgow, Scotland. A rising star in the literary world, Billy weaves spellbinding tales that delve into the mysterious realms of fictional thrillers and gripping conspiracies. Drawing inspiration from contemporary events, his novels offer…

I never liked her either, even though I’m supposed to, possibly by law.

“No, see, it’s funny because it’s not funny and that’s what makes it funny because it’s a comedy that’s not funny when comedies are meant to be funny.”

“Look, it’s a niche superpower but it’s the only one I’ve got. I’m just trying to make it work, dammit.”

Why, whatever are you talking about? Surely no one in Hollywood would feel uncomfortable about seeing such a person on screen...

Yeah...how dare this pretentious French indie film stand in the way of...stone cold sci-fi...er, classic, Jupiter Ascending?

I can’t wait to see him in the God of War adaptation.

In this version he dies after getting ripped on bath salts and chasing an iguana into a canal, where he gets chewed up by a boat propeller.

And remember when the AV Club used to do things like deep dives into local music scenes, by sending reporters out to actual gigs and clubs to interview bands?

Does Sandler at least wrestle a space polar bear?