Ain't that the truth. Meanwhile she will absolutely wreck my shit any time we play Mario Kart. 

Eh, from the reviews I have seen it sounds like more of the same across the board so if you love BL you will probably love this one, and if you dislike the old games you will probably dislike this one.

Awesome read, especially because it reminds me of my adolescence while showing me what a similar routine was for the generation after mine. On the weekends my Dad had me in middle school, he’d pick me up from bowling league (late) and then drop me off at the mall with money for quarters/tokens so he could go back to…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

With my wings, like a graceful swan.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

It also looks like there’s chocolate syrup dried in there.

Dark Threepio is the Dark Phoenix we needed. 

White Supremacy is, in its simplest terms, a weapon. It is brandished and wielded for the sole purpose assuaging fear by way of an almost sociopathic, dehumanizing brand of violence. The rub is that despite the fact that it is obviously a jagged club, and even though a casual inspection belies the fact that it is…

Okay, odds are I will never get married or have kids. But in the rare chance that I did both (. . . or either, I guess), I’ve always imagined that there would come a day when I had to explain what the heady zeitgeist of the Clinton and Bush eras felt like.

Dear Penthouse,

Call of Duty” Post-Modern Warfare. The weapons are artistic.

Can’t wait to play it next year on my Xbox One 2.

Feral Becky?

Pretty sure the fans were crisis actors

I specifically DONT want that cherry. I wouldn’t notice it.

Backspin can’t melt steel beams.

I promise the Pope has 100% of his tweets edited and redone. He probably has a bot for that shit.
“You fuckin kidding me?! Dannys a fucking monster warcriminal?!> How coud they destroy my sweet Khalesia like this!> *gun to head emoji*”
*Hits Enter*
“Every day under the lord’s watch is a new chance to enact his will and…

Hey, you guys know why Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella?

This should have been published on The Takeout