I’m a fan of Destiny’s lore—specifically the written lore that you find in the books, grimoire cards, gun/armor flavor text, etc—and this cutscene just left me feeling “meh”.

I don’t feel any kind of emotion for the Witness. They’re not charismatic, or creepy, or hateful, or even scary. They just float around, stare…

Can’t wait to use my thrusters to dash down memory lane with Armored Core.

The Poliwhirl card is the best one in the slideshow. Spectacular!

No PvP? Dang, that’s unfortunate. I love me some hot mech on mech action.

Guess I’ll just have to wait until the next Armored Core comes out

Excellent reference, I salute you

I’d rather be loved, respectful, and left alone. 

Man. I would have devoured that Meat Lover’s Melt and ask for seconds as a teenager

You speak the truth, friend.

Finally, a place where I can trade in my used games to buy diapers

Cost and time are the main reason I don’t go to restaurants any more. If I have a craving for a specific food like sushi or burgers, then there’s usually a less expensive “it’s good enough” option available.

I know it’s naive to write this, but I just don’t understand how someone could be that cartoonishly evil.

Anyway, I hope she’s able to untangle herself from this guy.

You require a non-prepaid phone number to play. Outcome?

My mission this Halloween is to introduce an entire generation of young people to the most underrated candy of all time: strawberry bon bons.

Plague Tale had a fantastic score; can’t wait to hear the sequel’s OST.

the perfect GIF, well done

I love the self-checkout machines, but that’s because I’m a cynical misanthrope. I hope they stick around at my local grocery store chain and Wal-Mart, but the criticism against the machines are fair and understandable.

I don’t have kids, so I don’t really know what it takes to keep a small human being alive.

That being said—why would some parents consider leaving their six-year-old kids at a Gamestop better than leaving them at home?

Man. I wonder who comes up with all of the puns and names for these foods.

Is it a single person, getting paid to do their dream job? Or is a room full of people trying to out-do each other?

This is one of the best articles I’ve read on The Takeout in a long time. My favorite line:

“Hot circle of garbage” is a beautiful collection of words, like “cellar door” or “honey butter biscuit”

Well done, friend