But what’s the proper pronunciation for “Liège”? Is it:

I remember when these were all the rage for as a father’s day gift idea. Every dad I know has a couple of these lying around, but I’ve never actually seen a human being use them

Now there’s a food slogan I can get behind. “Heinz: Reach for the relish”

What was the liquid base for your peanut butter/banana/strawberry smoothie? 

Nothing more comforting than a big ass bowl of cocoa krispies and some cold milk

I respect this ode to ranch. The author’s love for the dressing brought a tear to my eye

What’s a shower shoe?

“pickle people” is such a lovely use of alliteration

Wait. Acti-Blizz deliberately posted this on the Internet? I thought it was a leak!

It took me a second to realize that the “BR” in your comment meant “Battle Royale” and not “Battle Rifle” from Halo 2

Thank you for filling the Taco Bell Poop Joke in the Takeout Comment Section quota for this article. You’re doing God’s work, son

I did this with my little cousins, but in chess instead of video games. Never went easy on them, never trash talked them. Gave them tips here and there.

Pancakes are directly referenced in the Bible, so they win because Jesus ate them. Luke 22:19—

What can I say? Unavailable women are my forbidden fruit

Kudos to you, Allison, for going so far to make sure your kids are happy. No sarcasm or irony here: you’re doing a good job

I’ve always had a thing for Mrs. Butterworth

Holy cow, that pic of Bernard Pivot sniffing his wine makes it look like he’s seen some shit

No, they confiscated the blood.

This promotion is BS

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