It’s hard to feel badly for anyone who thinks that their own life is more important than 150 or so other people. Did she care about her own kid? Debatable, because that was an awfully risky trip to take on the cusp of labor. Seems a bit like child endangerment to me. So a woman who puts the safety of an entire…

Yeah, let’s have sympathy for the pathologically selfish woman.

And that lawsuit will cost the taxpayers money, not the police. I’m not saying she shouldn’t sue, I’m saying the proceeds from the suit should come from the police retirement funds. When the “few” bad cops start costing the “good” cops money, then maybe the good cops will do something about their “brothers” behavior.

my husband gets a different woman every month.

Ok... there’s maybe an unfortunate conflation of “domestic violence survivor” with “women” going on here. But otherwise, this would be a really fantastic service to offer domestic violence survivors.

I always applaud appetizer-based diplomacy.

Except it’s absolutely not a story about “the greek system” fostering racism. It’s a story about the University of Alabama being racist as fuck which, newsflash, a bunch of retired National Guardsmen could have told you. And they didn’t get rid of lunch counters or restrooms either. And Alabama is still fucking…

A lot of these articles have claimed Fraternities do these things but none of them have established that. And it’s easy to make that prima facie case when it’s a unavoidable fact that 20 college students causing a bunch of damage to a hotel isn’t a news story but a fraternity doing the same thing is. “Look at all…

It starts strong and fizzles out a bit towards the end. But if you’re looking for something to binge watch over a weekend or while you’re doing your nails or something it’s pretty satisfying.

Except that’s not my argument. My argument is a simple and straightforward “Any numbers based argument needs context”. There’s no situation in the world where someone could say “There are two groups of people and Group A is clearly a bigger problem than Group B because Group A did Bad Thing X 75 times” without me…

1. Beer is not a fair comparison. If he paid for it, he gets it. Full stop. I saw no other information about anyone else asking for a full, unopened soda. The question about the zone had more to do with whether the other passenger paid for the beer or it was free. Up front my beer has always come in a glass, in the…

Because XKCD has every topic covered.

I thought the butt was the special occasion vagina.

Not unlike having two beds, one of which is to sleep on, while the other is for getting one’s freak on.

the party favors he was carrying included the .38-caliber revolver, a latex mask, a map showing Florida and Cuba, five ounces of marijuana, a valid passport, a fake Texas ID card, and $45,000. He also had a package slip for a package that, when seized, contained another $117,000.

MAN Bob Durst is going to have to do a LOT of murdering to silence a LOT of people as soon as he gets out of jail

I had a drink with Amy Poehler once. It was before she was uberfamous, and it was awesome.

Right? So Tig Notaro, Megan Mullally, and Nick Offerman probably hang out together. Leaving a fourth spot open for me at their next dinner party.

Mayo is the devil's condiment.