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The Keystone Cops laugh at the incompetency of USAG.  The Washington Generals can’t believe this shit.  Daniel Snyder just felt better about himself.

I don’t think you have a firm grasp on what the word “sequel” means. 

I refuse to believe that the state of Idaho is anti Dim Sum. Like tapas it’s a meal of snacks. It’s the best.

The way he said “Pheebs” was just outstanding.

Though the early stage of their relationship, where they were hooking up by trying to keep it a secret from everyone, was still the best part. ‘Course, I’d argue that stretch of episodes in early Season 5 is the best stuff the show ever did.

Do I send my thanks to Miami or some Caribbean island?

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“if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Neccothelioma ...”

I would throw an amaretto way up on this list. Far more versatile than most of what’s listed and easy enough to drink on its own, also goes great with juice or soda, and most other liquors.

I’m weary, people, WEARY! I really thought this would be the year of Penny!

Cakes ranked:

Your list is upside down.  

Tres Leches is always a sopping, disgusting mess. Had they stopped before the soaking they’d have a perfectly serviceable cake.

A Cam and Mitchell murder-suicide would make a lot of sense, given how their relationship has been written all these years.

Fox then Hulu, I believe.

The only possible excuse I can come up with is if it’s meant to be used for a bath instead. I can see it being handy having that stuck on the tiles above your bath while you soak, especially if your non-dominant hand is on the room side of the bath. I’ve never been into those trays people use.

I will take an oatmeal walnut chocolate chip cookie any day of the week. Nuts in cookies are good. The end.

It was AWFUL 

‘Hey, Andy, our show got picked up!’