ARE YOU INSAAAAANE

Why not “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark” or “Escape to Margaritaville” for a real challenge?

“This was beyond anything I had experienced in my 30-year career.”

I’ve taught this movie in my classes a couple of times, and it is always a real winner. The ending is a big part of that. Much of our discussion centers around the idea that we’ve been watching them testing Ava’s capacity to think and behave like a human does. What does it mean to pass that test? What does it mean to…

THIS IS A FIGHT. WE ARE FIGHTING

Fundamental!

Oh, OK, they’re BNL now.  We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies now.  That’s how fundamental they are.

Reid, maybe you need some space...to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid-90s, you selfish, jaded ass.

Reid McCarter is double-Canadian Platinum.

And maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero, Reid.

A test that determines your tolerance for bouncy pop punk, Barenaked Ladies lyrics, and the intersection of these two polarizing sounds.

Or with what write on a good-bye card for someone in the office who leaves three days after you start and haven’t actually met but your boss is making you sign the card anyway.

I added it to a reply above! Enjoy!

You talkin’ chicky chicky parm parm?

I don’t understand why there’s always someone who insists on using artificial flavoring (like the bubblegum) when that never ever goes over well with the judges. Learn from the mistakes of previous contestants, people.

I trust no catering company with ANY of the above options. I choose chicken and sneak in my own food, with a cheap but meaningful gift that will cause my friend(s) to laugh. Or, maybe they will call me up a couple months before the event and say, “We’re not having a cake, but are asking a few people to bring something…

Ben Wyatt approves:

I hope “It’s God time” is His catchphrase.

They certainly upped the wings budget.

In Crazy Ex-Girlfriend terms, he went from “We’ll Never Have Problems Again” to “You Stupid Bitch” to “The Darkness” in the span of one episode.