I have successfully trolled friends with the Pronunciation Manual for years. I have gotten professor friends who now have full classes of students who think “Schadenfreude” is pronounced “Skootin’ Frooty,” and “Haute Couture” pronounced “Hottie Cooterati”

Prince Ali, yes it is he, but not as you know him.

It’s always nice to see Ignatiy end with a mic drop like that middle school line. Scathing af

The goodest of boys. He knew when to be a friend and when to be a badass. And yes, sometimes those moments were one and the same.

Shaw only joined the team because of Bear

No Gromit, for shame. 

Absolutely haha. 

Buffalo mozzarella, ricotta, or even burrata are all there for the taking!

It should really be Weetabix.  Sometimes I like to crumble the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture.

They’re this close!

Mascarpone? I think ricotta instead.

1. Get a waffle iron.

If you live in NYC, April 15th is the day where half your salary goes to Mississippi, South Carolina, Alaska and Syracuse.

Next time: Twenty-five years ago, Hugh Grant charmed (and stammered) his way through Four Weddings And A Funeral.

All Siggis are amazing.. Noosa is good but expensive.  Oui is bullshit in a very pretty package. 

Siggi’s Vanilla is amazing.

I wish someone would piece together just a montage of all the customer interstitials.

The Moclans seem to be the Klingons.  The Krill seem to be more like Romulans to me.