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I did sob just seeing her. I took my whole family for my father’s 50th birthday. It was the first time I could afford a grand gesture. I’m sure he loved all the clay ashtrays and ties, but he was thrilled. Fleetwood Mac was the soundtrack to all of our good memories.

I sobbed like a baby through the entire concert when I saw Robert Plant. My boyfriend at the time was mortified.

The only other option is to go the Misty Day route.

I’ve recently become a Concert Cryer. I don’t even care, feels like I’ve finally grown my real woman’s heart.

I wouldn’t be able to sob because I'd probably die right on the spot.

Who would sob if they met Stevie Nicks?

Boy can she pick 'em. I wonder if she'll tell Oprah that she shouldn't marry the men she's attracted to - again.

Can’t wait to see what people have. Jezebel never disappoints.

That story will never leave my head!!! It's also become my go-to scary story to tell when people say they want to be frightened.

While there were many scary stories last year, none stayed with me as much as Look At Me. I may or may not have copped it as my own.

This post now needs it’s own comment section just for those of us who need to register our “Yessssssssssssssssssss! Finally!” each year (myself included).

I remember the story about the writing on the door....because I am now obessive about locking all doors and windows.

I have been waiting for this thread all year! These will probably doxx me to anyone who knows me/my family, but they’re too good not to share.

I wait all year for this!

so, you were... raisin hell, that night, huh?

Because there’s always money in the banana costume.

I’m just over here wondering what kid tells their parents, “Mom, Dad, I want to be a banana this Halloween!”

I was just talking about this with my dad the other day! We were watching some ESPN movie about that DuPont guy who had a wrestling team and went nuts and killed someone and we narrowed to down to like the isolation of living in a super rich world because it's not like you're gonna find a ton of people to relate to

“It sounds like a haunted house.” - Erin Gloria Ryan