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Firstly, as someone who comes from a minor noble branch, it is next to fucking impossible to get one on one face time with any Royal, English or otherwise, unless it is at a gala fundraiser. It’s not like you can pick up the phone and be all, “Hey, Liz I am having a fish fry on Saturday, do you and Phil wanna come

Kudos to Jillian Michael for hustlin’ and getting a plug for her show on the cover of two of the mags. Well played madam/your show’s PR team.

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”

I say make time to dance alone with one hand waving free.

My dad used to take me to tons of meetings, conventions, and regularly into the office from infancy on. I think it was probably inappropriate. I was a super quiet child but my siblings were not and I’m sure it got distracting to people who were trying to get work done. My dad lacks the gene for knowing what is

I agree. Nobody is less charmed by children than me, but I am even less charmed (negative charmed!) by those people who pretend it’s a reasonable worldview to insist that children should be kept in their homes and away from polite society until they’re 17 and 4 months.

Oh for fuck’s sake. The attitude that you can’t go to someplace without your kid because it’s “professional” and that you need to have a babysitter or child-keeper at all times is anti-feminist to the core and supports notions that the only people who “deserve” to reproduce are the affluent.

Gurl.

Not that I want to diagnose John Lennon’s sexuality, but I suspect his attraction to men must not have run very deep if he couldn’t find a guy that struck his fancy, especially given that he did sleep with a lot of ladies. He must have known lots of hot guys. I assume he knew David Bowie, right? Was Bowie not hot

I’m not going to get into the nature of the whole Ono-vs-Lennon camp, but I will say this: Any time the living presume to speak for the dead, I have concerns.

I don’t care that Lennon may have been bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, pansexual or asexual; what I care about is that was his concern to voice—not his

Funny that you say “at the time”. When I watch it in reruns some of the gloss is gone. Some of the episodes still make me smile. “The Freak Show”, “La Doleur Exquisite” and the ones in the Hamptons, where Carrie sees Big back from Paris stand out. I was very “meh” on the movies.

Agreed. But truly Carrie was the worst girlfriend, so they kind of deserved each other.

Unrelated question: we can all agree Jack Berger was the worst bf on Sex and the City, right?

YES. I am an elderly lady (OK NOT ELDERLY, but at the age where having a baby might be difficult, but I still may try in 2016, cross yr fingers for me) and when people who REALLY want to have a kid are able to have one, it is definitely cheer-worthy.

I think this bitch was mental. I've had shitty bosses and yes, asshole kids. You don't do murder, you quit. Or you find another job if you don't have the patience.

I'm a nanny and this story haunts me.

That face when it smashes is pure gold. Hearing Mellie’s rant on Scandal this week I find myself excited to see what Michelle decides to do with her post-WH freedom. What a treat to think that the Obamas will probably be around for decades to delight us and do good work in the world.

I'm gonna post this vine on my fb and all the asshats who say bad things about her will be culled from the friends list. I live in Texas, this may be an afternoon project. Love my FLOTUS

I adore Will Farrell. As someone who has spent a lot of time in a past life with many dudes who should have the words MASTER THESPIAN tattooed on their foreheads, I recognize and applaud Will Farrell’s embrace of the shtick. Also: Talladega Nights. I laughed so hard in the theater my husband was afraid I was going to