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When I used to be a teacher, I felt so drained most days I felt exactly like you! I lived with my sister and I would fall asleep on the couch in the middle of a sentence. So I FEEL for you, honey. Maybe you do not need to live entirely alone, but it does sound like three roommates might involve too much activity and

LOL. I'm Methodist. Nobody believes we are going to heaven.

Honestly as an Australian I feel it's our fault for changing Prime Ministers every five minutes. Dutton could be PM by the end of the day, who knows?

oh fuck this person above you Anna, you’re a goddamn human being, it’s early, you corrected the mistake. Like, there is no reason for them to be a goddamn wang about it. Point it out, help a homie out, but don’t be rude.

This is exactly how I’ve felt for years. I hope Obama is coming for your guns, all of them, you fucking monsters. Yes. #AllOfYou

I’m a true agnostic because I couldn’t decide who to meet with so I stayed home and watched tv.

Kim Davis,

OMG, the eye fucking. I will watch Jane Eyre on a loop for this sole reason. (See also, Ryan Gosling in Drive). Rawr.

be honest though, how many people would turn down the opportunity to eye fuck a celebrity

He’s also undressing me with his eyes, I’ll allow it.

Didn’t she also Jaime Waters who played Ray, the guy who kept beating her up?

OH MY GOD I JUST SAID THIS TOO!!!!

It was totally Dead Scott.

The other one was Shannen Doherty. Duh.

I remember when we all used to hate Quinn. And now she’s one of the better characters.

Meh. I’m watching The Princess Bride until HTGAWM comes on.

If I had the chance to ask one question during a republican debate, I would ask how a party that is so “pro-life” can just write off the people who are being shot every day as collateral damage, that their deaths are simply the price we have to pay for living in this county. Is this really what our founding fathers

Oh, I’m in the middle of watching Pacific Rim. Pretty good movie and meme evidently.

Can we ban handguns too while we’re at it? Most firearm-related homicides are committed with handguns.