bob dylan be like
lalalaurathinksyoucanallgofuckyourselves
theonlyimperfecthumanever
All that work for fucking $8500????
You know, it’s that thing where you read a term like “ring avulsion” and go “man, that sounds like something i shouldn’t google” and then you immediately google it? Because you’re an idiot but also kinda secretly enjoy the incredible wave of horrified nausea/adrenaline?
Obviously, googling ring avulsion was the absolute first thing I did do. I regret the error.
KEEP BABIES OUT OF JAIL.
Like I said you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about and since you also don’t seem to do the reading thing very well you can just wallow in your ignorance and pretend that white supremacy and its beauty standards has not a thing to do with how afro-textured hair is seen in this country and pretend it’s the…
I’ve worked as a barista!!! We were an independent shop, so we’d always get people asking for the Starbucks slurpee drinks, and we’d be like, “We pour it over ice.” And of course they’d have a fit, because these are the same assholes that go to a bourbon bar and ask for a slushee margarita where the bartenders are…
Everyone who has ever barista’d has encountrered the gazillions of people who think “coffee” is a general term for the entire genus of starbucks products. They also always think that the Starbucks marketing dept.’s made-up names of drinks are universal terms from Larousse Gastronomique that everyone knows.Took me…
Mexico’s President, Enrique Peña Nieto, has called the escape “unfortunate.”
Baby Harrison Ford can GET IT.
If they edit Scott out, there is no longer any reason for the show to exist. Not only was he the only good part, he was like a spot of neon colour in an otherwise repetitive beige pattern.