popeys is totally worth the delay.

Sorry, I ran out to get some Popeye’s.

She left much to be desired in terms of prioritizing the depiction of female pleasure, so I hope they replace her with a feminist director who is actually interested in teasing out of this some kind of non-misogynistic erotic sensibility.

I know it's difficult because the abomination that is the MPAA dubs female…

This thing goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP

That's what Julian and Joaquin Castro are for.

Bushes :]

while tripping gummy bear balls, yess!

i only know because its on a radio and i switch radio station when it comes on, because its very annoying

Because saying him being autistic is worst than him being dead of the measles (and convincing Lord only knows how many people of the same) wasn't bad enough, she also not-so-secretly hopes her kid gets statutory raped. What a fucking prize.

That Moment of Zen video of the chimp scrubbing the cat was about the only thing that could soften the blow. Oh Jon, you know us so well.

Poor Beck. He is just doing what he loves (and doing it well) and now he has to deal with other people's hangups because he won an award over some other person. In a thousand years he won't have to deal with this crap!

Ok, this comment deserves many many stars.

I think we do agree! It can be at times hard to tell in Jez comments, as we are the snark sniper sharp shooters of the internet (or some shit, I don't even know...) ;)

Also: Jonathan Groff, the personification of American homosexuality

I agree and it surprises me in no way that Julianne Moore has great taste.

Phantom Planet Jason Schwartzman is my favorite Jason Schwartzman. I also hung around with his little bro Robert Carmine of Rooney/Princess Diaries fame for a while there. They're both dolls but MAJOR playahs.

Oooh fun... I have a couple. My husband has good stories, too, because he works in music, but I won't steal any of his. Mine include:

I also teach kids with learning disabilities and I totally agree! (Though I think most will not be as excited as when I told them about Channing Tatum.) I wasn't diagnosed with dyscalculia until I was in college and it is exactly what she said: it makes so many of your problems fall into focus. It made me sad and…

Props to Ms. Aniston for coming forward as a person with dyslexia. I teach kids with dyslexia and other learning disabilities. It really helps to be able to tell them about successful people who have LD. Almost makes up for her using the R-word that one time. Yes, I keep track of that shit.

I can't think of anything more disgusting than saving a penny. Let the pennies save themselves, I say. Let them roll out from under those snack machines, and couch cushions and fend for themselves. Stop relying on hard working Americans to come along and drop you safely in our star spangled pockets! We keep saving…