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theonlyimperfecthumanever

I'm bringing the whole POSSE! That's right.... BOTH LUNAS!

I've never thought of congress as a product but golly gee The New Republican Congress* sounds downright outstanding.

Can we address Joni Ernst's "hair"? I couldn't stop staring at it. She looks like an SNL parody of herself.

How DARE she! In the name of the moon I shall punish her!

Republican Governor Bobby Jindal was stupid on Twitter, and it's been up for three hours.

I'm just here for Biden's "Yeah, Bitch" head nods.

Fashion note: I'm enjoying the President's tealish/slate bluish tie. It's a nice 'hey ya'll, screw the power ties. I'm going to do me'.

Oh man. That is... unfortunate.

You are an asshole. The fact that you wouldn't tip somebody over a table proves that. You had to sit at a twotop and eat a lovely $80 meal? Oh the horror. You tip people who serve you when you go out to eat. That's just basic human decency. If you don't want to do that you need to stay home!