Come now, if you’re going to troll put some effort into it.

Although the safety equipment makes sense in a vehicle with this power, there is nothing that says it is required, unless you take it to a track.

Of course they have to go after Kevin, Plymouth isn’t answering the lawyer’s phone calls.

Spun car. Hit hydrant. Sploosh.  

First words out of her mouth as she exited the parked car were, “Is the rim ruined?”

same reason i care about putting a man on the moon. whatever reason that is.

Bringing your bitch ass out of the greys only because I can and you can’t.

The greatest trick that Devel ever pulled was convincing the world they exist

Ash wins, and the rest of y’all are slowcomotives. How tender.

It only let me do one truly tasteless option:

If the roads were straight enough, I could get home in five minutes flat.

Here is your daily dose of pedantic knowledge:

If the wind generates enough Lyft, there could be quite a few scooters flying around Uberhead.

In Soviet Florida, LIME squeezes you!

They’ll be flying around like Birds

I was hoping to get together with my buddies*, open the app, and place bets on which one would make it the furthest.

Next cult hit:

mooooo

There will be a flood of them around every city soon!

Who knows, maybe those scooters will finally take off?