Lol, I actually meant that as “I may have questionable judgement in regards to automotive appearances.”

I have a bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested in.

I didnt take it as bragging  I took it as an admission he has poor styling taste since he is willing to endure fried-egg headlights.

Don’t Porsh your luck.

I’ve tried that, Doesn’t work. Porsche response.

You’re pandering to the wrong crowd.

No COTD for you. Instead, you get 10 pan-demerits.

“Demanding that all four of you travel in a single vehicle, howver, means the bikes are out.”

whatever the latest kinja update was. 

I plan on putting the electric motor from a Barbie Hot Wheels Jeep in my father’s Dodge Caliber, so he can finally experience some real power. 

There are people right now worried that they’re not going to live long enough to take delivery of their pre-ordered C8.

0-60 times (and 1/4 et to a degree) is largely about traction. This will vary greatly based on surfaces, conditions, tires - etc. Most real drag strips will offer a lot more traction than a runway too.  Those Motor Tend times are very close to the very fastest ever achieved by folks drag racing P100d’s, suggesting to…

Never. Even when the robots are doing all the driving for us.

It’s a pinecone! Come on, I even specifically put that picture near my important section about giant pinecone clearance! Haha

Dont tell me how to live my life. I’ll take two

*Grudgingly clicks star button*

Don’t worry, it probably just drives like a fast ass golf.

Hmm...CP.