I think I’ll hold my fire until a particular grave gets filled, hopefully soon.

FTFY

“HI, PHIL SWIFT HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAGIC OF FLEX SEAL!”

Yeah but this was a test performed in Europe where just about everyone knows how to drive a manual. 

You are over estimating what is required to outpace a BMW 320i. They are about as common as rain here in the UK and I, regularly, gobble them up in my “soccer mom” diesel Volvo XC60. Those 3 Series are not anywhere near as quick as their drivers think. This also applies to the 2 series. I have to lift off the throttle…

This is a great list

I own a McLaren 720S, and I keep having this weird problem that I can’t just open the door, get in, and drive it.

It keeps telling me to check engine. So I checked it. Yep, still there. Weird!

Considering they now have to contend with Swedish Dr. Evil, Bugatti might as well give up.

Every single “sporty” CUV. They all need to die in a fire.

Star for FALSE!!! 

Hey guys I found Elon.

Eh, that’ll buff out.

Also, bigger isn’t always better.

Imma call bullshit on this.  The only pull a V6 Saturn had was from the tow truck pulling it.

Good one 

“...and look at all the damage to my Jeep!  It was perfect before you hit me!”

We need to tune this a bit, but I like where you are going.

I really want to make a joke like “Old Man’s Hummer Gives Young Man Whiplash” but I won’t. I refuse to do it.