theonlyf30loverinhistory
Dwight Fart Schrute, Security Threat
theonlyf30loverinhistory

They should get a raise every time that happens.

Exactly, would have been a nice car in 2012.

No, no, that was just a Baby Ruth.

Anytime I want to view things from an Asian country, it’s always pixelated...DAMMIT.

A bit of bad juju here.

A star for using Johnny Cash as a verb.

I work next door to a Lowe’s. That means I could Johnny Cash an entire deck home in a 500 Abarth.

MACK!

We all have interests. Some are apparently more healthy like stories about rusty Jeeps. /s

I was about to rip on this post, then I looked and realized you can ACTUALLY get these now for $37k. Holy shit, I’m going shopping.

Way too clean to be taxi. Perhaps not any more though

I’ve been trying to explain that to folks with no avail.

In Providence a couple winters ago I watched a snow plow build up a little snow-bubble and push a stuck car through an intersection and up the hill on the other side, without consulting the car’s driver first.

I LIKE your grandfather’s style.

The thing that stands out to me is the assertion that the Tesla driver didn’t even offer an apology. That would have been the least they could do. The other thing I am curious about, is if the charging cable wasn’t long enough to allow him to go from the car to the receptacle while still on the swale, what would he

Family legend has it that my grandfather, a small town Indiana guy, had someone park blocking his driveway during an event that brought a fair number of people into said small town at some point in the 60's. He didn’t need to go anywhere, but really didn’t like knowing he couldn’t, due to some jackwagon parking in his

I’m sure you can have it for $350 if you ask politely.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

Good shit Torch!