She forgot to engage mall crawl 

Why would we flame you over something that is 100% true?

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

“Mustang Kamikaze Pilots”

Not gonna lie. I've been saving this puppy for a Jalopnik Storm Area 51 post. My time has finally come. 

I died at Mustang Kamikaze Pilots.

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government itself spread the alien rumors because anyone who started questioning the weird planes that were actually being tested at Area 51 would be immediately dismissed as whackjobs.

Would be a really sweet 24 hrs of Lemons theme. Aerodynamics are compromised, but the guards running next to you get to shoot down whoever tries to pass you

geez ya hillbilly, a 2011 4Runner doesn’t use a key ... we got a button right on that dash that ya push to start ‘er up.  

And it begs the question, what else is the murderous dictator sneaking into the country?

It would seem these thieves can 4Run, but they cant 4Hide.

This is what they should have done from the beginning.  Just be a niche car maker for wealthy people, stop pretending and overpromising to the rest of the plebs.

Dude, I’m pretty sure that’s a Spyker!

How is a saguaro different from a G35?

*David Attenborough voice* “Distraught and powerless to help, the elder Caravan watches in agony as its young is sucked into the deep abyss of the pit.”

Never been in a car with a backup camera? Because that’s all this is, a backup camera that’s always on.

So it’s not much different than the new Mazda 3 hatchback....

Definitely hot.

It doesn’t matter where you’ve been, as long as you know where you’re going.©

It might look like a Lambo, dude, but it did a pretty good Ferrari impression.