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Dwight Fart Schrute, Security Threat
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The question has to be asked: When is Rolls Royce getting on board with this?

BMW: The Ultimate Chintz Machine

Below is the only way that the illuminated star on a Mercedes could be of any use ever:

If it ain't broke,  don't fix it

And I love that it will stay.

Suckers!

>Opens wallet<

FACT: Make your damn payments and stop whining when the consequences come.

Using band aids to fix a tire is arrestrable now?

Try a Macan S used? Lower it if necessary 

“The Jaguar F-Type V6 May be Old But It Still Rips”

That’s a tragic flaw of F generation BMWs. EPAS and a weight gain are no bueno in cars all about driving dynamics.

I understand that. On days like that (often), I just have my assistant fetch the Chiron.

Now playing

James May has a question about this scenario.

I dunno about VW, but Audi dealerships seem to have the most arrogant sales reps.

Wow, I never thought that I wouldn’t need to do a bank heist to buy something at Pebble Beach.

While chugging champagne (like Kimi Raikkonen)

This guy, I like!

And a fart can/ricer exhaust?