Elon Musk once said on 60 Minutes that the most expensive part of a Tesla is...literally just the battery pack (which can cost roughly $70k).

If someone stole my 2010 Honda Fit

My initial thought was “that’s probably not as bad as it seems... [looks out window at car] uh, why is my car not where I left it (and why are there skid marks leading away from where I left it)?”

Oh. I am from Murica so I didn't know that. Here, they're driven exclusively by rich white girls and trophy wives

Funny, I have a similar issue with my 570S. I can fit in it, but every time I start it, it says “key not present” and doesn’t turn on.

Contact the Ant-Man and you might be able to get that problem fixed.

Actually, it’s worse. I’ve had a few Audis, too. Remember what Jeremy Clarkson said about Audis: “Now all the cocks drive Audis.”

I actually love this comment.

What’s with the attitude? Is it your time of the month?

My caption for this is: “Hop in, Numbnuts!”

If they do #COTD, then this should be it.

OMG this is a classic. 

Now you have me wondering about the ages of the average WRX and Porsche driver.

Point to the part of your pickup truck that I offended the most, asshole.

You are correct. Tesla has many issues to work out, but I just don’t understand the hatred towards a guy trying to make the world a better place (think SpaceX, Solar City, and even the Boring Company). Even if you don’t like the cars, or the boss, Tesla isn’t as bad as everyone thinks. It also isn’t as good as…

This is my 1997 Altima

Nope. I just don’t think the cars are as bad as people say they are. They are simultaneously overrated and underrated.

Yes. You called them

You’re welcome. I am such a cult member that this is my Model 3.

MICHAEL!!!