Take one look at a Model X and you will see why Tesla would be wise to do bland

Well, people who pick on luxury cars tend to drive pickups...which often times cost more. 

But my car does

Have you forgot about WRX STI drivers? I think those are the worst.

Exactly. If it was a Competition in the picture, I would have said nothing. But that is clearly an old M2.

Point is that the M2 does not have the M3's engine. The M2 Competition does. The person I replied to was mistaken in saying that.

Last time I checked, Teslas don’t have kidneys.

My BMW can outdo them both in terms of reliability. The F30 is surprisingly reliable, albeit Novocain in terms of dynamics.

FALSE. I am not über rich. And, I don’t smoke weed on the television. Or call random people “pedo guys” and say that the SEC is the Shortseller Enrichment Commission. So, there.

FALSE. Name any car that blends performance and efficiency as effectively as a Tesla does. They are by no means perfect, but they’re the best at making electric cars.

I only have a vendetta against a few cars.

Corolla, Prius, Yaris, Camry. 

FALSE. The M2 uses a single twin scroll turbo inline six. The M2 Competition uses a detuned version of the twin turbo inline six from the M3 and M4.

FALSE. There are on ramps for a reason. I drive a car that does 0-60 in 8-9 seconds and I am never flooring it to get up to highway speed by the end of an on ramp.

It’s true. 

CP because this is what airport security will do every time you approach an airport in your private F-16.

“The Lada Niva Refuses to Die, 42 Years and Counting”

It’s true.

Too soon? Yeppers.

Lol