FALSE. McDonald's fixed the Supra design with the Ronald McDonald shoe. 

They don’t give out Geo Prisms to people who aren’t stupid.

You aren’t really cool until you roll up to Scranton in a PT Cruiser.

I have a buddy named Creed who could widdle down the number of 2018 (and any other car years) on the lot by a considerable amount...for free!

Oh, that’s funny...MACK!

AHHHHHHHH!

If you ask Creed Bratton, I betcha you could snag some for free (wink wink)

Those Vettes eat beets.

Urban Legend: BMW drivers aren’t pricks

Fartcan exhaust or straight pipes should do the trick!

Identity theft is not a joke, Lexus! Millions of Toyotas suffer every year!

That man is a GOD

Drive it from Scranton to Tallahassee with a trunkful of beets and a backseat full of cats.

Yeppers. What has he done

YEAH BOI! 

I think this is because people readily forgive behaviors from people they assume are rich. A Challenger or Mustang is a normal’s car. If you are perceived as doing stupid things in them, people will judge you. Do the same in a Maclaren and people are thrilled to be so close to a fancy.

It’s still a good car...just looks like a fucked up version of a Ronald McDonald shoe

I will Amazon a shipment of new retinas to your house ASAP

As did...FCA, JLR, allegedly the German Big 3 (and their assets), and almost everyone who made diesels.

Thank you, Donald!