They make mistakes, like every other company. VW made a multibillion dollar mistake quite recently, but they don’t get ragged on nearly as much as Tesla does for far lesser mishaps.

If you want a DDE, get a Huracan or R8 V10 Plus/Performance. 

The Cube is quirky...but the Juke was designed to make people retch on sight (in that respect, it has succeeded).

Because they bought it by accident

Nah bro...Cube was actually practical (like most big ass boxes are). Competed with the Kia Soul. Even if it didn’t look great, Nissan at least had a way of justifying its existence. 

Toyota makes durable, efficient trucks, but I would not want to be associated with those “nasty-ass” mass murderers who call themselves ISIS.

JUKE was worse because it was deliberately made ugly. The Aztek, to be fair, has inspired the whole Sports Utility Coupé segment (X6, Cayenne Coupe, Model X, UGLE Coupé). Probably just ahead of its time.

I'll order a spare pair of working eyes for you, kind sir!

And GLE Coupes, too. Current gen Priuses are still a thing, too.

Or it could (and most likely is) staged (fob in the glove box). Remember, this is Clarkson & Co we are talking about.

Typical flattened car on the way to the recycle center? You give it too much credit.

Based on the size of the most stolen vehicles (large cars, SUVs and pickups), thieves either have

Yeppers (for legal reasons, I cannot divulge exactly how I know this).

Never was the ugliest car. The JUKE existed. 

And you don’t want a car that the owners will miss. Therefore, they won’t call the cops as quickly.

By accident?

AMG Benzes are idiotically pricey to fix, but they don’ t usually go too wrong, according to friends who have them. The 6.2L V8 is especially bulletproof. 

If I bought, it’d be a Model 3 Performance, RS3, or AMG C63S. I don’t care too much about aesthetics or wear and tear for reliability. As long as it starts when I want it to, I am good!

I was just saying that DC people are not short of racetrack options. Compared with south NY, which has literally no racetracks at all (to my knowledge) unless you go to NJ or CT.

Tbh, corporate lease means I don’t really care about long term reliability. If it drives, then that’ll do.