Actually, according Ballaban, the Macan GTS would work in the city, too. For budgetary reasons, get a 2015 Macan S with like 50k on the odometer. Also virtually a wagon.

I’ll rob a bank and join u later

W204 C63 coupé works too

Virginia International would also be fun for her.

Used Charger 392 Scat Pack could work if she wants 4 seats. Otherwise, Mustang, M235i, or S3 could work.

Leave it at a Supercharger, grab lunch in Georgetown. Problem solved! 

This is tough.

To me, >$80k looks like a used R8.

Under-starred. There, I fixed it.

I cannot unsee this. Pls send help!

We weren’t talking about Porsche drivers, were we?

Penis extender replacement, methinks.

If you get a car of this type from this time period, get the 6.2L V8 (6.3L is a lie!) Benz AMG C63. The engine is virtually bulletproof. NA all day ereday!

Have you seen an Alfa Romeo Giulia’s depreciation? This is nothing compared to that. 

Reliability wise, they’ve been decent. Then again, I had two deadly Audi A4s that never quite completely worked when I wanted them.

M235i, anyone?

Which one do/did you have?

Does “a feeling of inferiority because you didn’t buy the more powerful one” count?

And their navigation is total dog shit. got lost like 3 times on road trips in past 4 weeks.

Totally agree with you. For example, if an idiot sets the cruise control on a highway for 80mph in the rain and doesn’t expect Charles Darwin to have a little talk with him, he’ll get what he deserves. It’s just a fact of life.