Cadillac made that like a year after.

Do you need a beer or something?

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

You can have your crazy doors, I’ll take mine a little different.

If you have enough money, you get tailored to the car, not the other way around.

See what happens when the wall doesn’t get built?

Well, you know what they say about men whose eyebrows meet, right?

Like a lot of “trends” (ugh), this only really works if you’re already Very Conventionally Attractive. Then, it’s an interesting imperfection/quirk, rather than Yet Another Thing That’s Wrong With Your Face. Thanks but nah.

No.

Fuck no, you dirty old hippies.

No.

Can we take a minute and appreciate that we are now up to THREE fucking people who are believably dead shark fuckers? That is a stunning amount of people who we believe would fuck a dead shark.

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”