Budget: $8,000 to $12,000

That license plate holder is a crime.

I like that the Transformers are such good sports that it looks like they only used guns once we had them.

This, I say unto you today: Make mine MX-3!

Except without you know, the racially diverse part.

I’m glad they were able to gather the top fourty hottest people on the planet with impeccable taste in clothing and an age gap of no more than five years apart to save us all. Whew!

Pssh. Look what Ford did 40 years ago....

Thats a lot of money to drive a Fiat 500 loaner most of the year.

Or, alternately, you could do a little internet research and find the 9-5 was made in fairly large numbers virtually unchanged from the 1999-2009 model years, a good portion of it was bog-standard GM parts, and those that weren’t are still readily available, and they’re cheap enough that you could buy a whole other…

“They’re finally letting me back on tv!”

God, CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW THEY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA TO WIN IT?

That’s your problem, you had too many kids. Give one to a neighbor or something and you’ll be all set.

“Cool dad buys Mazda CX-5"

I’m not sold until Pa Kent tells her that it’s ok to just let people die and then she rejects that notion and say it’s NOT ok to just let people die. You can only become a true hero if you can resist Jonathan Kent..

It’s for the youtube adverts. They give you 5 secs so you won’t skip but stay and watch the trailer before your cat videos. It’s not so much a editing idea as it is a advertising one.

Goddamn dammit! Can we abandon this trend of pre-trailer-fast-cuts of the trailer we’re about see? It got old almost immediately.

it’s existence was never a secret. the secrecy only describes it’s mission and capabilities.

Cloud seeding chemicals are highly toxic.