IAN_Z
theonline
Nov 17 2017
1

It’s absolutely a Kia Optima. The Cadenza has a really close taillight, but the center brake light is situated at the top of the rear window, not at the bottom like the hit-and-run car. Even though the Fusion has a similar taillight, it’s ruled out because of its high mounted center brake light as well.

Nov 17 2017
Save

It’s 100% an optima. The Cadenza has the right taillight shape, but a center brake light mounted at the top of the rear window.

Oct 26 2017
1

At least it’s slightly better than the concept?

Oct 19 2017
1

that was a secret project and you will be hearing from my lawyers.

Aug 23 2017
Save

not to be one of those guys . . . but I’m gonna be one of those guys.

Aug 2 2017
Save

If that bodywork is final it’s definitely a Corvette.

Jul 31 2017
1

Fresh tomatoes, as well as vinegar and anything fermented. Beer, wine, kombucha, you name it.

Jul 15 2017
1

I just can’t get over how much like a Buick it looks.

Jul 14 2017
Save

It looks dated already. Way too many nonsensical creases, tail lights straight off of a 2000s Hyundai Azera, ugly grille and headlights, and they managed to make a fastback look more bloated than a sedan.

Jul 13 2017
Save

I can’t emphasize enough how cheap and shitty flat silver wheels look. I hate them.

Jul 8 2017
Save

Working under capitalism doesn’t make criticism of it hypocritical. And besides, I’m pretty sure it was supposed to be satire. Clumsily done, maybe, but still . . .

Jul 8 2017
Save

Every once in a while I think, hey, maybe we should just eat the rich. Read more

Jul 7 2017
1

I saw an Aston of my own today; a concourse blue DB11.

Jul 6 2017
1

No one called the CX-9 a “bad mama-jama” so I’m pretty much fine with it.

Jul 6 2017
Save

We live in the dumbest timeline.