Neutral: I want the Gan motor company to exist. The entry level, rear-wheel drive, 4-cylinder will be the Hooli. The flagship V8 version will be the Hooni. And the luxury 4 door will be the Af. After the first two years we can make a pickup, release it in winter and call it the Tobog.

Just posting this cutie

2nd picture almost looks like Fassbender.

Now I wanna make an Audi commercial.

There’s clearly a 2nd ball thrower from behind that grassy knoll!

o shit

Wait, who threw the ball that hit him in the neck? The dog owner has both hands occupied (phone and leash).

I’m neither particularly grossed out nor intrigued.

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

“We can’t mention all the horrible things that conservative policies have actually done, because that would just be rude.”

He’s Cotton Hill, with valium and shins.

Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

Meanwhile back in Washington...

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

I was watching a Coca-Cola commercial this afternoon about a photogenic couple who manage to reconcile through the magic of Coke, and the whole time I was thinking, MARRY AND REPRODUCE.

I don’t know how they expect this thing to fly with just one wing. Idiots.

They held a press conference that just finished up. Apparently, it will hit Mach 1.7 when the 2019 software upgrade comes out, will have “Submarine Mode” (it doesn’t go underwater; it makes the occupants submarine sandwiches as it drives), and the batteries will not use lithium, but instead new technology revolving…

Star Wars Episode VI The Force Awakens: Special Edition

Now with corrected scar. Complete your Blu Ray collection today.