You know what else was cut out of the movie?

Guys I did it!

Forget the El Camino and Chicken Selects. What about my Szechuan sauce?

Pretty sure the 2017 Miata does not look like the 2009 Miata.

Transformers: Jumpstart the Allspark. Transformers: Finally Some Female ‘Bots. Transformers: Has Anyone Seen the Allspark? Transformers: Search for Spark. Transformers: Decepticons Conquer Santa Claus. Transformers: We Finally Make Them Look like Generation One. Transformers: No Humans Allowed. Transformers: Cybertron…

Isn’t ‘smug’ one of Bond’s defining traits?

“It’s almost like Tesla is positioned in people’s minds as an energy storage company that happens to put most of its batteries on wheels,” said Andrew Stewart, chief investment officer at Exchange Capital Management, an investment firm in Ann Arbor, Mich.

I’m not sure what movie you guys were watching, but it’s clear that their intention is that he is not that evil. He’s a wannabe. Couldn’t you tell from his whining during the movie? His temper tantrums when things went wrong? We didn’t see Vader doing that. Kylo Ren telling Snoke that he feels the light pulling…

I’m guessing this is this year version of last year’s Chuck Tingle’s nom, which Vox Day pushed in order to “embarass” the Hugos. But then it turned out that Chuck Tingle was very much NOT on Day’S side, and took every opportunities to mock the guy and his followers, including creating this website:

Alien Stripper Boned From Behind By The T-Rex, by Stix Hiscock (self-published)

“Fast And Furious Bullshit” is the next film in the series, where the crew is illegally smuggling corn-fed beef from Iowa to Pebble Beach to be sold as grass-fed using insanely modified farm equipment.

There’s nobody in the car.

Bentley is just ahead of the self driving car curve.

I was going to guess mirrors.

You mean Thomas and ... um ... shoot. I can’t remember her name.

DARKNESS! NO PARENTS! CONTINUED DARKNESS! THE OPPOSITE OF LIGHT! BLACK HOLE! CURTAINS DRAWN! IN THE BASEMENT! MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! BLACKED-OUT WINDOWS! OTHER PLACES THAT ARE DARK! BLACK SUIT! BLACK COFFEE!

Wait, were his parents killed? Is that why he’s out for vengance? I’m never sure.