by being any good? Hayoooooo

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Hopkins seems to be having fun raking in cash with roles that are . . . not terribly serious. It reminds me a lot of what Michael Caine said when someone asked him if he had seen Jaws: The Revenge, which he starred in.

Does Millenial GI:Joe equate to a group of young, idealistic, skilled soldiers being emotionally and psychologically manipulated by money hungry baby-boomers into an unjust war for oil, resources and construction/manufacturing contracts in which tens of thousands of innocent civilians are killed and said surviving…

It means they want to take a property that looks incredibly dated, and remake it so it will become instantly dated.

Oh, good! 2 1/2 hours of mind-numbing Congressional hearings as we watch the Joes’ budget get cut and they fight to shepherd expensive new boondoggles through the procurement pipeline. This reboot is going to be awesome.

it means they can’t afford The Rock any more :D

(We want to take) a more millennial approach. The world has changed, and I think you’re going to see G.I. Joe changing with it. There’s going to be a much more contemporary approach to the whole franchise, and that will allow us to develop different characters.

Honestly, I think the only hope for GI Joe at this point is to do it as an 80s period piece and fully embrace that they’re pitching it to us olds.

Really like to see some “more enlightened” being dismissively sneer about whatever problems your respective culture has had, past or present. Take it to 4chan, ya knob.

For such a smart man you seem to accept our biological destiny without question.

Maybe they mean when the Aztecs were INCApable of resisting the conquistadors...

Love how you managed to try and squeeze in a comment about the writer’s looks into your word salad.*

He will survive all of us.

The funny thing is that your comment could be viewed as either ‘Pro’ Tom Cruise or against him. As in, that name is enough some people to already decide they don’t want to see the film.

Here’s the frightening thing about Fusion:

If you’ve got a logical point, make it. Otherwise, move along , butkus.

Ooh, sheeple. You tell ‘em, Sherlock.