Hi Drew!

Dance like no one is watching! Comment like you don't live in your mom's basement!

So brave.

Yeah, those oil changes are maintenance are FREE! Definitely not just rolled into the price of the car. It's the car companies benevolence that's paying for that maintenance.

+1

Haha... oh my god, look at his forehead. Oh my god.

Ok, last one for me.

This is great

Oscar Award winning Desmond Bryant

I don't know.

Last time I clicked on an "Old Footage" link on Deadspin I was staring at Greg Oden's dick.

Fantastic as always. Gonna make me some sausage and peps tomorrow. Baking the leftovers on a sliced mini baguette with a little mozzarella on top results in one of the world's finest sandwiches.

+1. Sorry I'm late to the party.

South African gun rights activists were quick to point out that, had Pistorius not been armed, he likely could have had his heart stolen and his breath taken away.

Well, we all knew he was fully armed.

"He's like Derek Jeter," Levine said.

Am I too late for the Photoshop contest?

That's great.

If nothing else, I've at least begun to accept that women have wonderful senses of humor.