Uh oh, Jezebel sprung a leak!

Plugging in a fuck machine and analyzing tweets is what Snuffleupagus refers to as "Tuesday".

Last night's Super Bowl also set a world record for wives/girlfriends pretending to understand while their husbands/boyfriends poorly explained what a free kick is.

I'm a cheap piece of shit who refuses to pay for cable. So when it comes to sports, anything that isn't on broadcast TV that I really want to watch, I have to find a stream somewhere. Usually this means that I'm watching a feed from some European version of ESPN. I guess because there isn't that much of a demand for…

Dude. +1

That's great.

The white regions were represented equally by fans of "So annoyed..." and "My baby turned 5 months today! How does time go so fast? Love!!!"

You Can Now Purchase* Classic NBA Games On iTunes

So stupid. +1

Looks like Karl Rove finally met a gunner he didn't like.

The 49ers have released a revised PSA on YouTube for the "It Gets Better, But Never Like Perfect, Look, Life Is Pretty Much Ass No Matter Who You Want To Fuck" Project.

Subject: No subject [handwritten letter]

That case was unbelievable. Lewis agreed to turn state's witness and got off the hook, AND his attorney escaped charges by agreeing to testify against the maker of his tie. Sometimes there simply is no justice.

What the fuck, man? What is wrong with you?

Goddamn. I'm glad I caught this. +1

[opens car door]

"If I had my druthers, we would have run with it," one executive said. "We've had a bunch of discussions internally since then, and I don't think it will happen this way again. I wonder sometimes if perfection is the enemy of the practical."

Rex Ryan wrecks red race car running red near Bethlehem. Alliteration acolytes in adjacent Reading assemble to agonize about apparent absconded opportunity.

Toyota Camry Outsells Lamborghini Gallardo — Leading Economist, Sam Biddle, Says Price, Not Quality, Is Behind the Numbers

*Limbers up*