If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

Its very simple “Any device that creates or emulates a fully automatic firing mode is illegal” And then use asset forfeiture to bankrupt any company selling these devices. boom. discussion over. 

You’ve grown up around a lot of German cars it seems, how about trying out America’s counter to them? you want to not use too much fuel, and I get that, so I’m not gonna sit here and suggest an SS or a CTS-V. BUT, you CAN get a CTS Vsport in your price range. It’s a 2014 so you still get GM’s wonderful alpha platform,…

So you drive like an asshole too?

**CLICKBAIT ALERT**Car that’s for sale everywhere outsells car that’s not. News at 11!

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

I hereby call for one Deadspin article every single day from now until the next Civil ConFLiCT, covering the runup to the big game, each team’s prep, extra security measures, media strategies around the game, etc. I think it would be appropriate to call coach Diaco each day for a comment, as well as someone on the…

Simply buying a 2008 over a 2007 does not necessarily resolve the issue. You need to check the engine serial numbers. I’ve seen some 2007s with an out of range S/N (safe), and some early 2008s within the faulty S/N range. Use a free Mercedes VIN checker online.

h/t Betsy

My Corvair had the three-speed, which was actuated via a long, curved, and massively vague floor-mounted lever, The car also had a three-across bench seat and the only way I could engage first and third was to pretty much bury the knob in the cushion. Pity the poor girl sitting in the middle there.*

Could it be a mid-90`s Pontiac Grand Am?

Actually the record for least amount of hugs Goodell received is held by both of his parents.

4327lbs.

Little known fact, Laremy Tunsil’s mother is Oddibe McDowell.

If HamNo wrote this, there would be at least one reference to hoping that the yacht’s owner was trapped inside...or something.

Why? Because tying your products to a competitor who may or may not actually be around in a few years is a good way to go under.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

Wow, tell us more

Or, in the truly ala carte world, you’d actually see those sports rights fees decline eventually.

Honda Ridgeline.