“Just let your SOUUUUULLLL STOOONNNEEE..”

Saying which bands you saw at Warped Tour is a pretty good metric for figuring out how old someone is.

But if possible Cstrife16, go get some awesome cellphone video. Shocked commentary welcome, vertical video no so much.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Gorbachev, His arms open. Reagan and Gorbachev at Tanagra.

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Listerine Total Care. It has fluoride in it, which, bizarrely, most mouthwashes don’t include.

Listerine Total Care. It has fluoride in it, which, bizarrely, most mouthwashes don’t include.

finally, Detroit has an open tight end!

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

Dude, that's some fuckin' creep shit.

I'd like the source of the statement that "Detergent can lose some of it's effectiveness after a while" (and of course an apostrophe does not belong in that sentence). I've long bought the 28 lb buckets of Kirkland powder detergent, which last me about 1½ years. I've not noticed any loss of effectiveness.

Based on my consumption of pizza, my team would be me and one other person... or me and morning-cold-pizza-for-breakfast me.

The way everyone's reacted lately, I expected the "worst thing" to be the inability to play as a transgendered male-to-female Eskimo with a peg leg Assassin in revolutionary France.

more than 3 shakes is playing with yourself

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Here it is now where's my money

• Dodge & Burn, $10,000 for a decent photograph of anything