I think it's an important detail. It helps explain why a Nissan Note was being delivered there in the first place.

It appears this guy is butt hurt.

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

My daughter is 16 and she still wants to buy half the store. All the stuff is just so ... CUTE.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Maybe it's my monitor, but I really can't tell from this picture which is the mentally challenged one.

- Headphones

Yessssss! Hi-yooooooooo....

He should have just had Ed move down one bar stool.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

Dr. Mario > Tetris. Who's with me!

Things you say when you're from Pennsyltucky

Well, job security is always nice. But definitely keep an eye on Captain Rage-Boner there.

I'm a fan because he kills drifters to get an erection.

Where was the intrepid staff photographer, Mike Hunt, during Ben Dover's interview? Quite frankly, I'd like to see a photo or two of Howie Felterbush.

To each his own. I'm just not that crazy about strawberries.

Name: Weeble