“Local hipster whines about stuff.”

Stick a fork in him, he’s done.

Sounds simply scrumtrulescent.

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Mixtapes on cassette. It was an art form.

> “I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life.”

> When the White House released a redacted summary of a phone call that Trump had with Ukraine’s newly elected prime minister

This deserves more stars.

You can get 34D contacts?

Wow, the Canada option is boring. Who’d have guessed?

This is what happens when they “everyone gets an award for participation” generation grows up. “Waaaah, I don’t like something, change it change it!”

Syd and Nancy? Sounds like TV suicide.

Dude, no one cares. The only thing you succeeded in impressing anyone here with is how much of a douche nozzle you are.

I’m assuming she passed away on duty.

All the stars to you

How much will you save on toilet paper...? since you will never take a crap again after eating this much pasta.

Demi Lovato already has one.

I have. It’s why I can’t stay at Marriotts anymore.

A dramatic reenactment of how to make Tim Horton’s coffee, I see.