I have yet to meet anyone who uses Vistaprint who opts to have the watermark removed, but I also have yet to meet anyone who uses Vistaprint who has a "serious" business card.

Should I be troubled that I have a coworker who thinks Patrick Bateman's behavior in this scene is something to emulate?

This is a much better solution.

Only on the red swatches.

I want to know what executive was in charge of fucking of the veen diagram that said Spin subscribers and Car and Driver subscribers had a strong overlay.

Can we rename this "Barney Piss Syndrome"?

Catholics aren't Christian. Catholics are Catholic. Christians recognize Christ as their leader. Catholics venerate the Pope. And that's just #1 on the list.

Amazon is listing the release date at March 29, 2013 (for XB360, at least).

To quote every person from Maine, ever: Uh-yuh.

No. I meant the Pope at the time.

But will he turn into a raging anti-Semite in 30 years time?

Good to know the Pope was cool with all of this.

Does the minifig have Calvin Klein underwear?

I'm a long distance runner, no doubt about it. She and I would go for the Ironman workout routine.

When will Michelle Jeneke be escorting? Because that will be money -well spent-.

When will NASA have a budget? Nevermore!

Just go back to eating that jello with your safety spoon. It'll all be OK.

I had to go and see if John Cook wrote this.

Everything in this piece has the ring of truth. I worked at Apple for 2.5 years and all of this - I mean, all of it - went on at my store. Sex, management BS and oversharing, drugs - as in people got high on their breaks, also selling, etc. One "genius" had a secret MobileMe account that he'd log into on a cx device,…

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