The larger issue is still: it's a video game. If you're playing a video game for historical education, well, I dunno what to tell you.

Uggs to tuck said pants into?

Would you believe it, I took a headlong dive off a tower in Rome and went -straight through- the bottom of a cart of hay that was perchance sitting right beneath it. In no way did it stop my fall. In fact, I'm typing this from a hospital bed, with my tongue.

Clever, but people will always find another thing to blame. Cut out religion, and I'm sure within 15 minutes Reddit would start bitching about something else.

Does it come with poorly fitting Juicy sweat pants and a shit attitude?

They were going to, but they've all synced into the same cycle, so they're under a duvet, having potato chips blown into their mouth.

Disney produces a SW film about a Jedi school? Jedi Padawan Musical!

I, for one, welcome our new robot packmule overlords.

Does the $8 service include taking video games out from the Redbox kiosks, or just movies?

So the WiFi sucks, it's expensive, and I probably can't use it for the first and last 30 minutes of the flight? Super duper!

Inverse ratio? The better quality your glass, the suckier your novelty items?

Most of this is someone being a bitchy fanboy.

In Russian speaking countries I've been in, it's SMS.

Comic books are basically soap operas then. Is that the point of this? Seriously, that plot sounds like some "Young and the Restless" level shit.

I think it's a stronger likelihood that Evil Spock will show up before they make Picard a villain.

Difference being, an iPhone is (thankfully) not a Blackberry.

"We got Sunny D, ape brain juice, purple stuff..."

Is one of them that print magazines will be dead, because I'm pretty impressed that Popular Mechanics is still around.

I couldn't remember the official term for analingus, but this article helped. It's so frustrating when something is on the tip of your tongue, isn't it?

Those tittyballs are -fantastique-.